Midget Mac Daddy

Let me preface this by saying that while I do happen to get suckered into watching a reallity show from time to time I am in no way a fan of this "I love New York" show. I find this New York chick to be quite repulsive. But having said that, I was clicking channels yesterday when I happen upon this....

Meet Midget Mac. Midget Mac is in love with New York. Personnally I think he could do better but whatever. What you see in the photo is not accidental poor camera work, VH1 was either too lazy to adjust the "confession" camera for our little friend or they left it that way for comedic effect. Look I'll admit I couldn't resist a chuckle myself but as a "shorter" guy I couldn't help but feel a little rightous anger for Mac. Hey Vh1! Show some respect for my little brother!!! He's just a little man with a BIG plan. I plan for getting with the nasty disgusting New York who apparently Midget Mac finds to be "more sexy than a 10 piece meal".
Look Mac, I've seen some pretty sexy 10 piece meals in my time and New York comes no-where close. Anyways if you havn't seen the show. Don't. It's stupid. Even Mac wont make it worth it.